Dating Disasters and Epilepsy

When I was a teen I fell down, walked into walls, bumped into virtually everything in my path, and almost drowned in the shower. So, you can imagine what a disaster dating was. Of course, in my infinite wisdom, I would never tell my dates that I had epilepsy.  My parents wouldn’t even utter the word, so rather than become a pariah, I kept my mouth shut. Bad idea…